Well, well, well. Look at what we found when we went on a little jaunt to the northern territory of Edinburgh. Truth is, we may as well have jumped on a plane and flown 150 bleary-eyed hours east to the Land of the Kiwis, considering what we found oop north.
First of all, there was BUNGEE JUMPING! Yes, you heard that right: that thrill-a-second, infamously New Zealandish pasttime, could be had right there, in the middle of the night, in the centre of the city Edinburgh, accompanied by blaring pop music and screaming kids and popcorn. (Mind you, this version did have the kids sitting on--get this-- a sofa). What will they think of next?

(Actually, first there was lunch at the Kiwi-owned Gourmet Burger Kitchen, complete with a New Zealandish brew, but we don't have a photo of that).
Then, we had a walk down the Water of Leith, along a path that was by turns soggy with mud and frozen with ice ('Not the most relaxing walk in the world,' as noted by one intrepid peramulator). And when we got to the end, the Port of Leith, what did we find? Haggis? No! Whiskey? No! A scottie doggie? No! Instead, we found A ROCK FROM NEW ZEALAND!

That's right, it was a piece of volcanic rock from Dunedin, NZ, with a nice plaque and everything, just sitting there, in Edinburgh, as though it belonged.
Well, by now we were beginning to get suspicious.
What was this (admittedly) wondrous place that called itself by one name, yet exhibited so many characteristics normally heralded by another? What--in the name of all that was good and goofy--was going on?
We scurried as fast as was humanly possible to the lovely Bow Bar, to recover and try to puzzle out this exceedingly mind-twisting conundrum--and met an old friend:

So we had a wee dram or two and a bit of a chat, and sauntered off into the chilly, north air, determined to simply relax and enjoy our time in Edinburgh/New Zealand, no further dramas.
Which is precisely when we ended up in Mexico.

The End (for now)
